scrub the cat 

Verb: to wash the female genitalia.

"I pulled down her pants, and told that bitch to go scrub the cat."

scrub the cat by yellercap May 14, 2005

splicing the cat 

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

splicing the cat by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

shredding the cat 

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

shredding the cat by Loweena November 1, 2017

scoot the cat 

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

scoot the cat by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

stuff the cat 

A female term for masturbation.

When I'm lonely and I get horny I like to take my favorite toy and stuff the cat.

stuff the cat by MLE123 December 30, 2015

Surly the cat 

Surly is a cat who is kind loving and caring, or is he🤡🤡Surly is a cat who LOVES to eat Mac N cheese. Surly can be scary sometimes. Sometimes surly’s eyes turn red and it can be creepy. There are a TON of other cats that have crushes on him because he is so HOT 🥵

surly the cat is the hottest!

Surly the cat by YayWayBay December 2, 2019

sweep the cat 

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.

"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"

sweep the cat by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020