Terminal gay

When you have reached this stage of gay, there is no turning back. You will die in about a month if this diagnosis is given to you.

Initially the only cure for Big Gay is receiving the treatment of "Big Secks" from a girl, however at the point the disease become "terminal" it has already ravaged your body, which will lead to imminent death of the patient.

At this time Scientists in the field of Memeology have searched for a possible cure, but their efforts are fruitless. They recommend for women to "Provide intercourse regularly to your partner, otherwise he may fall to the disease that has killed so many others.

Person 1: "I heard Johnny was diagnosed with Terminal Gay."
Person 2 (female): "If only I had provided him with the cure before It became too late..."
Person 1: "Yep, it's your fault he's gonna die in about a Month"

by Tyler the Beast August 30, 2018

Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls

Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You

by Putko June 9, 2008

terminal blue

The fast decline to oblivion though a life of hedonism, usually with excessive drug use. A beautiful blue flame burn out.

As described by chemlab's Vera Blue.

......
"Queen of the Loud
with sultry wire legs and a digi-steel frame,
hooked on the hiss of the butane flame
she's terminal blue (repeat)"
.....

by Vail-Nocturne April 16, 2008

Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.

Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.

by Studpuffin March 23, 2011

terminal white people syndrome

Symptoms:
> Being awkward as fuck in public
> Looking like a pussy (even tho you a firearm)

Oh that guy, don't mess with him. He has....Terminal White People Syndrome

by VagCream June 10, 2018

terminal white disease (TWD)

The absolute inability to dance. Caused by the sheer act of being born 100% Caucasian. Some sufferers of TWD may show some rudimentary ability to country line dance, but will never be able to dance to any other type of music such as techno or hip-hop.

Nancy told Laura she would have to dance at the club, but Laura is too white...she has terminal white disease (TWD)and would look like a frigging idiot.

by lauraisren November 8, 2008

Terminal Market crash

When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.

"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."

"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."

by Nycho January 5, 2009