We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.

Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

We don't say that in America by skip-jkt May 5, 2010

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Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix

My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.

Computers that don't suck by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011

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Sex That Doesn't Stick

Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.

Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.

Bob and Sally are having sex

Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"

Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"

Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"

Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."

Sex That Doesn't Stick by Joe Herdklotz December 12, 2008