Swiftie

A fan of the young country/pop singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Look at her Taylor Swift-shirt! She must be a Swiftie!

by Petroliten June 19, 2011

Taylor Swift

A fearless incredibly talented young Country artist, who attracts millions of fans to her shows and often performs at arenas that sell out in under 1 minute. Generally hated for no reason by other celebrity fan bases due to jealousy of her incredible success and being hotter than them.

TAYLOR SWIFT won women of the year and is the most charitable person under 30 and the highest earning celebrity under 30, jealous directioners?

by SoldOutGilletteInAMin January 12, 2014

Phil Swift

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018

Taylor Swift grind

A state of working extremely hard or maintaining a very strong work ethic, as Kanye West is doing following the ordeal at the 2009 VMA's (coming out with a new hit song every Friday).

-Yo man, you wanna grab a bite?
-I wish I could, but I'm gonna be studying for the next four hours straight! I have a big exam tomorrow, so I'm on my Taylor Swift grind right now.
-Oh aight, I'mma let you finish.

by Jewnasty November 9, 2010

swift sky

a disease which started near british columbia, canada. this disease was proven to make girl's chests flat as hell. this disease has also been called "ikea table". so far there are a lot of girls with this disease. please help make this disease disappear like my dad.

john: yo do you think that girl is swift sky?
bailey: damn bro, i think she is swift sky. we need to get her some help.
the swift sky girl: oh no!

by Houmble March 11, 2018

shiptar

Niggers of europe. Loves fucking goats and getting killed by Serb Army Special Forces. Worships the ground americans walk on and has more pornstars per capita than any other country in the world

Fuck you johnny! Serbia is coming. Shiptar death is coming soon

by REPUBLIKASRPSKAA July 13, 2023

swiftkaratechop

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.
He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

by invisiblenumbers June 11, 2009