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Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003

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silflay

From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means to go above ground to eat.

I didn't silflay with the rest of the warren this morning - I'll go tonight.

by Captain 12 pack December 14, 2008

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v. to clean with a Swiffer product, such as a Swiffer Sweeper or a Swiffer WetJet; to sweep, mop, vacuum, or dust.

Compare German "schweifen", Old English "swīfan", and Icelandic "svífa", which all mean "to sweep".

My mom just swiffed the entryway, so make sure you take your shoes off.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

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SwiftIRC

An IRC network, formerly known as FluxIRC. It wasn't really all that popular until it became the default server for SwiftSwitch, a client used to play the RuneScape game that comes with its own built-in IRC chat. A nice server with plenty of people to chat with. Its only flaws are some of the people who are located there. For example, the people who think IRC was only created for RuneScape players, the people who connect on from another client (usually mIRC) just to brag about how smart they are because they connected to the server using another client, and finally, the people who are just idiots. (lol wots evry1 age up in dis chat yo yo yo yea!!!!) Playing RuneScape isn't compulsory to be able to talk to people on the SwiftIRC network, so drop by when you have the time. There's around 6000+ users and it's still growing slightly.

Yesterday, I connected to the SwiftIRC network. It was nice, except for the guy who kept on bragging about how he connected from mIRC, the guy who kept on referring to the chat as "runescape chat", and that person who kept on asking me for "buttsecks...."

by TheWickerMan November 19, 2006

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Taylor Swift

The most genuine, sweetest. & beautiful inside-and-out celebrity. Not only is she incredibly talented as a singer & songwriter, she's sincere to her fans. People complain that she only writes songs about love; it's true that love is her main subject, but if you look around almost every artist sings about love. She has plenty of songs that are not about love, such as Ronan, which she dedicated to a boy who died of leukemia. Others complain that she's supposed to be a country singer but isn't; I think it's great that she's experimenting with different things. And to those people who say she has no talent at all: Are you a 6 time Grammy Award Winner? Have you sold over 26 million albums & 70 million song downloads worldwide? People also call her a slut for having so many relationships, but she's said so herself that she's a hopeless romantic & falls in love easily. It's wonderful that she never gives up on love even though she's been hurt before, and that's she's open enough to share her lessons & realizations of love with the world. If you actually listen to her songs, any girl can relate to her beautiful lyrics. Not to mention that she's an amazing role model for these girls; unlike almost any other celebrity in the industry now, she's never really had any bad press. She's an incredibly down-to-earth, hilariously awkward, & sincerely sweet person, & doesn't deserve all the hate she gets.

Person 1: Who's your favorite celebrity?
Person 2: Taylor Swift. She's an amazing song-writer and she's really talented as a singer. Plus she has one of the sweetest and most sincere personalities ever.

by hannahtaylor13 December 15, 2012

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