Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

Sweltergeist

When the outside temperature is hotter than that dream you had of Kate Upton riding a sybian.

Yo big J, wanna hit those bars tonight?

Yea man, I'm goin commando because I got a mad clam bake in these jeans just going to pick up some mixer.

Dude, is it really that bad?

Bro, it's a fuckin sweltergeist out there.

by B1GNOLZ June 30, 2014

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 20, 2008

sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 12, 2010

sweater nigga

An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.

Awww fuck... sweater nigga's here..

by Sn123w November 26, 2018