go suck something

meaning go suck something long and hard side to side u dirty mofo go suck it k kapeesh?

Daniel: I'm Bored
Mohd: Go suck something
Daniel: Go suck ur moms Vajj
DeDe: both of go ride a disco stick

by DeDEisheresobackoffk March 3, 2009

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

Thou suck'st

Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.

Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.

Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap

Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!

by Captain Hero1989 June 17, 2009

Suck Stick

Street name for my thick cock

That crazy ass ho was all over me to feel my suck stick

by Balls party of two December 15, 2010

Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.

Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.

by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021

National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009