graduate student

One who chooses to add to the breadth of their education by embarking upon a program that may award him/her a master's degree, a Ph.D, or no degree at all. While this decision may, under very particular circumstances, lead to a position as a tenured professor in a university, it will most likely lead to a decade or more of delaying the individual's entry to what most people would call the "real" world. Becoming a graduate student allows one to enter the self-perpetuating institution of academia.

Ex. 1
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."

Ex. 2
Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."

Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"

Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."

by academicbubble January 7, 2012

stupents

any given variety of young naive individuals away from home for the first time in a college town however the fact they even survived high school without having someone wipe thier butts is beyond me, generally connected by their umbilical cell phones so they can call other stupents and daddy for more bling bling

Aww jeez man it's fall here comes 18,000 stupents to my town.

by oh girl August 19, 2003

stupemail

the act of sending a stupid email on a work device over the course of a weekend.

I received a stupemail from Bert over the weekend

by Snuke Mouse November 1, 2020

Student's Pet

When a teacher tries to become 'cool' or level with their students. Usually given to a teacher that has failed at the attempt.

You know that Mr Johnson? He is such a student's pet... He tried winning the class over with these stupid games.

by GibbonGal December 9, 2008

Souped Up

The result of turning your bone stock into more of a soup by adding something that makes it better.

That BRZ is souped up alright! Look at all the bolt-ons!

by Whoopty Doo! November 21, 2022

Game Stopental

Buying a Used Game Stop video game in order to exploit the 7 day return policy, thus playing the game for free.

Ant: "You buy it yet?"

Ricky: "Fuck that, I'm not paying 60 bucks for Battlefield 3, im just going to Game Stopental that shit."

by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

Stone Souped

To be deceived, tricked or outwitted.

Based on the 1947 book "stone soup" by Marcia Brown. A group of hungry soldiers outwit a group of greedy villagers and trick them into preparing a feast for them.

I gave that homeless man money and later saw him driving away in a better car than mine, I totally got stone souped!

by KittyQuickClaws July 24, 2017