Strondom

Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.

Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.

by Magic Mocha September 16, 2010

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

bradley stroud

a small, unreliable, person who will give you nothing but a pain in the head and misery.

that "bradley stroud" was so lame.

by trash noob4357 May 24, 2019

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

Stroudsburg

stroudsburg was mainly a town where there was woods everywhere and it looked so nice with all the trees,but suddenly over the past 5 years..its turned into a nightmare with all these new yorkers coming thinkin they're the shit..meaning they have to cut down the trees and make more buildings and houses and a bunch of crap that no one needs. and don't even get me STARTED on how many furniture stores we have. you go past a furniture store and you dont see a single car in the parking lot. there was also NEVER a problem with gangs and all that crap, but now, my baby sister sees a gangfight while we're driving passed the raymore and flannigan furniture store. what has stroudsburg turned into? a mini new york.
stroudsburg sucks, but it grows on you and you gotta love it, especially if you've lived here most of your life.
lets just blame the new yorkers!

stroudsburg resident: damn..how many furniture stores are they gunna make around here?
other stroudsburg resident:gee..i dont know man. so far theres about 13 of them.

new yorker: stroudsburg sucks ass.
highschool kid: well then maybe you should go back to new york nigger!

news reporter:the new development has done damage to the creek near by. its foul sewage is ruining everything.
man watching news reporter: sonofa bitch!! you know what it is??! its these god damn new yorkers moving in here!

kid:damn...what the shit happened to all the trees?

other kid: they just made a god damn 9 story school for 2 grades.

by stroudsburg resident August 25, 2006

Les Stroud

The illest mother fucker on the discovery channel. To see him watch "survivorman" on discovery channel.

Les Stroud is the man!

by Alec B October 15, 2007

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008