strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now
strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend
by giug78tig August 03, 2010
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A deliberate and calculated behavior exhibited by an organization or its members, particularly law enforcement agencies, where they feign misunderstanding or lack of capability to fulfill a legal or formal request for information. This tactic is employed as a means of evasion to avoid accountability, transparency, or the disclosure of information that could implicate the organization in illegal activities or misconduct. It is characterized by an outward appearance of cooperation or innocence, masking an intentional effort to obstruct justice or the rightful access to information. This behavior is passive-aggressive in nature because it avoids direct confrontation or refusal while actively working against the requester's aims to uncover truth or obtain justice.

This definition encapsulates the manipulative and obstructive nature of the behavior, emphasizing its purpose as a strategy to evade legal and moral responsibilities.
The police department's refusal to provide the requested documents, coupled with their pretense of not understanding the clear terms of the FOIA request, is a classic case of passive-aggressive strategic incompetence designed to shield themselves from scrutiny.
by I Juana Be Free March 03, 2024
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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 23, 2023
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strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 27, 2025
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Mr. Strategic

nickname from Nikki Haley’s niece Pallavi Mohun-Patel for Jordan Thomas Cooper
Mr. Strategic’s jeep was jumped on by Pallavi so he would not leave her apartment complex similar to what Michael Jordan’s ex-wife Juanita did.
by Coop Dupe January 31, 2020
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Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
by Ileikturtlez May 23, 2013
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Strategic Genius

When someone makes the worst decisions from a logistics standpoint. Or when someone who is considered a genius conducts the dumbest plans. Typically the term is used when describing a character in a movie or show, who is meant to be formidable, intelligent, yet for some contrived reason isn’t able to follow basic logic, and fails at basic critical thinking skills for the sake of the plot.
Nolan’s Batman is a strategic genius.”
by -Jasonian- August 10, 2022
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