cold stone

a ice cream place where they add anything you want while mixing the ice cream on a cold surface

I get brownies and french vanilla ice cream at cold stone

by sweettooth02 May 7, 2008

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006

Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008

Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008

cold stone killa

When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.

Someone who has never seen a horror film.

Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.

I'm going to slay trout on the river cuz I'm a cold stone killa

by yngceo November 16, 2015

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013