Dirty Stewart

When your wife / girlfriend ankles are beside her ears. You stradle her legs, with your Ass in her face, and begin to pound her then she proceeds to put 2 fingers, three knuckles deep up your ass. (With any luck your kids won't walk in.)

After A hard days work, my buddy loves getting a "Dirty Stewart"

by Bobb H July 10, 2006

Tony Stewart

A verb; 1. To accidentally hit a person with a vehicle causing death. 2. A form of vehicular homicide.

"HOLY COW! You almost Tony Stewart-ed that dude"

by No soul August 12, 2014

over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship

"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."

by wolfpacc December 8, 2009

jon stewart

the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.

"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"

by opossum May 13, 2005

Kristen Stewart

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009

tony stewart

Firece NASCAR Nextal Cup drvier. Drives the number 20 Home Depot Chevolet. 2002 NASCAR Champion. Greg Zippadelli Crew Cheif, Teammate, Bobby Labonte for Joe Gibbs Racing.

" And Tony Stewart wins the Pepsi 500 at The Daytona Speedway. His first win at this historical track.."

by smokesgirl August 7, 2005

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008