Big sear

To be very serious about something.

John's always a big sear, he never has a laugh!

by abiabiabi89 January 19, 2007

condom smear

When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)

"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."

by Pointy Pouliot December 16, 2007

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

search song

A song on your Ipod that you listen to while you scroll through your playlist for a better song. Also, a good fallback in case someone listening to your Ipod with you insults your choice of song.

Girl 1: Hey can I share your Ipod
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: The Best of Both Worlds? Are you kidding me?
Girl 2: Relax, it's just a search song

by indieartfreak August 2, 2009

Search Google or type URL

Search google or type URL is something you type when your life is going nowhere and you have so little going on that you have to type something so worthless. It might also be typed when someone is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into a infinite pit of boredom.

Today I was bored and add Search Google or type URL to Urban Dictionary

by Imsoboredthatimmakingthis May 8, 2018

smear campaign

A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.

See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney

The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.

by ChickadeeDoo January 29, 2014

sears tower

The building the is synonymous of Chicago presence. The city of big shoulders.

the Sears Tower looks good at night from lake shore drive with a hot date

by Taylor Racine December 15, 2003