If you know a jhett Stanford he is probably a fat chonk who eats chonk chode and has five nine year Olds in his basement. He most likely plays a PS4 because he isn't gay
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Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!
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When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
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by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008
Get the Standoffish mug.There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.A very prestigious university situated in the heart of Silicon Valley. Stanford rocks infinitely more than Harvard or MIT in the humanities, sciences, engineering, and especially life in general. Great exit opportunities, cutting edge research, and first-rate academics are just a few of the benefits at Stanford. It is the most complete university out there, and may very well be the quintessential school for the 21st century.
MIT student: Stanford is easy as hell. Its Computer Science classes cannot compare to our intense 6.170 and its biology classes remind me of home ec.
Stanford student: Pssh...when all is said and done, just know that at the end of the day I will have better grades, better employment opportunities, better connections, and better friends than douchebags like you. You'll have to lie on your resume just to be as employable as me.
Stanford student: Pssh...when all is said and done, just know that at the end of the day I will have better grades, better employment opportunities, better connections, and better friends than douchebags like you. You'll have to lie on your resume just to be as employable as me.
by StanfordFan June 3, 2007
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Stanisha's are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Stanisha just from her sparkling eyes, and donk. stanisha's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a stanisha. they love cafe rios and breadstix.
she sexy, she fine, she colored and nice.
another term for "nice booty"
she is smart, she is kind, she is important.
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"dang, is that a an angel? nah even better, must be a stanisha"
"dang, is that a an angel? nah even better, must be a stanisha"
by myright31 November 7, 2012
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