squirtleing

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.

Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?

That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.

by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 01, 2023

Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Last night I squirtled her

by March 02, 2021

Squirtle

When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.

“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”

by Toughmastermind November 14, 2021

Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man

“Dudle I was squirtleing last night”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

Squirtle

A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor

Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!

by cacacacacacacaca October 01, 2019

Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

by Iglooerrank600 March 18, 2024