n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".
by Daggermouth July 9, 2010

by Coco and honey October 4, 2010

Squirrel: (n)
1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill
1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill
Cara: "Hey Mark, what's your cat doing over there?"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*
Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*
Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010

A word used to describe someone who is strange or odd. Someone who does weird things for no apparent reason. You will find these people in the woods/burbs more often than not.
by kanacka October 6, 2008

A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films
"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
by The Foulsh September 21, 2005

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
by Leonbaby June 19, 2019

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
