spurcat

suporter, fan of FC sTEAUA BUCHAREST, Romania, League 1,
somebody who doesnt understand much of football (soccer), comes from the poorest part of the population, is kind of ugly, and not very inteligent...

Spurcati din toate tarile.. MUITI_VA !

by lotzi September 18, 2008

slurch

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

Slurch

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

by badsean April 26, 2006

Sputch

A microwaved cheese sandwich.

"I ate me some Sputch"

by Poopy7_TBA January 5, 2012

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006