spoon

A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

by Lakitu1983 August 17, 2007

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.

What's 9+10?

Idk

Awl, you spoon!

by WhamBham February 28, 2015

Spoon

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

by jojiighei May 11, 2018

spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.

Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*

by Graham O' Brien October 20, 2008

Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..

by ME!!!!! XD February 25, 2010

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 7, 2009