sproner

A freshly sprung boner (n.) (spro-ner).

1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.

2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.

3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.

by Jon of B. January 18, 2006

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Spooder

Spooder is slang of "spider" usually making it cuter. More common in memes than people saying it.

"Omg this spooder meme is adorable!"

by Laura the lazy May 5, 2018

Stooner

A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.

He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff

by Stooner December 20, 2020

spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

Spoonker

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise

Man, those Seahawks are giving the entire Pacific Northwest a sponer!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013