sponge-worthy

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).

Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."

by jodama December 28, 2005

Pillow Cum Sponge

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.

The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

by I. Hava Vageen May 3, 2010

spongebob squarepants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.

SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

Spongebobble

The way the Japanese pronounce "Spongebob".

SPONGEBOBBLE!

by FlyingBison February 20, 2011

spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011