Spongebob

When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.
Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave
by Rook360 August 20, 2008
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a very gay annoying little cartoon character that i worship on tv.
Spongebob: oh please will you stick this krabbypatty up my anus patrick
by xMest July 11, 2008
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The most masterfully thought out and constructed creation of all human existence, all other memes kneel before Spongebob. Kings bow down to the intricate ingenious hidden in each moment of very episode, it is the epitome of all things good and wise
I love Spongebob
by Fläming swords January 31, 2017
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A yellow square nigga, and that's faxx. #FuckRuss and #FuckZacharyJamesMarquez
by NiggaImGay September 16, 2018
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The act of shoving a bag of drugs, and/or or associated paraphernalia, down the front of their pants when a cop is sighted nearby in order to avoid legal troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to Ghost Taint.
'Shit, we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that pipe and the weed, quick!'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 20, 2010
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Calling someone Spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. A square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.
Harry: You coming out tonight John? It’s going to be a messy one.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.
by openthewindowwide September 22, 2014
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The thick mixture of jizz and period blood.
Dude 1: Aw man, yesterday was terrible.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I went home to a spongebob on my living room floor.
Dude 2: Aw man that sucks.
by FISHizzle April 30, 2012
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