spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing

"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"

by Walt Meyers June 9, 2008

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.

by stowball December 23, 2010

Spiderwebbing

When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.

OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.

by Junith_1 June 12, 2018

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

spiderwebb

A dude that watches anime and cries at night because his dick is so small it actually goes into his body. So much so that he can use female toys

lol ur acting like spiderwebb
damn nearly as small as spiderwebb

by greatgiant19 August 17, 2022

arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad

Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr

by Nermerniger January 26, 2018