Spermanent Address

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.

“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

spermadogs

when u go doggy style ON UR FUCKING DAWGS

Hey stop it u aint doin this!
WOOF WOOF
Quiet spermadogs

by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024

Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)

“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
“fuck you.”

by spermatozoa September 25, 2025