Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.

That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.

by BigDaddyC6969 October 5, 2020

Speedbagging

Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.

Dude my balls hurt because emily was speedbagging me last night

by Klay_Thompson March 22, 2021

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it

This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight

by UnrealChet January 19, 2023

speedbag

A shaved scrotum

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.

by Anita Razer August 7, 2002

norwegian speedbag

the act of speed bagging ones testicles

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag

by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010

speedbagging

When instead of deepthroating you just rapidly jab around the back of a girls tonsils. Flicking them back and forth like a boxer with a speedbag.

She wouldn't let me go balls deep so I had to go speedbagging around in there. Deepthroat

by mrb2212 July 13, 2010

speedbag

1. A chick whose face is straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized punching bag might be.

1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.

DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that busted grill."

by Marsbag July 30, 2008