Definitions by UnrealChet

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it

This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight

Speedbagging by UnrealChet January 19, 2023

Amún 

Top admin of Kik's World Economic Forum. Has long history of good kicks and bans. Loves Israel, Ukraine, etc. Makes commenters feel warm n cozy in groupchat with "good msg" compliments.

Most importantly, mogs Illium on sight

Illium: Hello frens
*Illium has been removed from the chat by Amún*

Amún by UnrealChet October 25, 2022

Chetpilled

Being in tune with the world's most powerful dominions. An understanding that "cash rules everything around me" is more than a verse or acronym. Near every global event can be traced back to a profit margin somewhere in any market, legal or illegal.

Now that I'm chetpilled, I stopped crying at every NY Times headline

Chetpilled by UnrealChet October 17, 2022

chetpilled

Being in tune with the world's most powerful dominions. An understanding that "cash rules everything around me" is more than a verse or acronym. Near every global event can be traced back to a profit margin somewhere in any market, legal or illegal.

Now that I'm chetpilled, I stopped crying at every headline from the NY Times.

chetpilled by UnrealChet October 17, 2022