spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014

Spanking

Usually being punished while Bending over a lap a couch a chair and being struck on the Buttocks a set or not set amount of times. This discipline is used to bring compliance to rules established and after other forms of discipline have failed. Some states in the U.S. Still allow its practice. While other have stopped in favor of either in or out of school suspension or detentions. The word can also be used with some sex play between willing adults. Which can establish development of a safe word when the spankie when things go to far. Such acts in this area is known as S&M.

Mom told me that when Dad gets home I'm going to to get my behind blistered with a good hard spankings. Maybe you will listen to me then!

by SlapHappy October 10, 2014

Spanking the Crab

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.

After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.

by Nasty Society January 26, 2011

Swanling

A baby swan.

Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.

by MSNNINJA February 13, 2010

Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".

Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.

by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010

spanling

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)

When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.

by not_the_king July 2, 2010