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Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
mugGet the Left-handed spanner wankermug.

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024
mugGet the Spanner in the Plannermug.

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.
Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly
by King Tony December 17, 2020
mugGet the swing a spannermug.

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018
mugGet the chinese spannermug.

spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
mugGet the spanner fairymug.

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024
mugGet the Spanner Manmug.

Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.

1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."
by melascula simp December 20, 2023
mugGet the Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.mug.

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