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Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
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Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024
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Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.

1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."
by melascula simp December 20, 2023
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chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018
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Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Spanner

an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
jizz cum fart spanner
by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022
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spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
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