by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.
*As in nut and bolt.
*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
by Mykemyke March 1, 2022
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
Slang for having a crap nights sleep
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 4, 2014
by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022