spandelock

a lock for your spandex

a spandelock is lock to keep your spandex safe from spandex robbers

by fuzz23 August 19, 2008

spindex

spindex is a new drink made by AK CHROME
AK CHROME'S favorite drink to.

(blue jolly ranchers,sprite,and vodka)
you can also use ever clear

this powerful drink will knock you to the floor

best way to make this drink

get a 20 ounce bottle of sprite then empty some sprite until its at the top of the label then drop 5 blue jolly ranchers in then fill the rest with vodka

let it sit for about an hour in the fridge or faster way put it in the freezer

DRINK HALF AND IT MAKES YOU SPIN

have you tried this new drink spindex this drank got me spinning

by AK CHROME August 7, 2009

Spantexting

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

spandexxx

some guy who plays CS and is a h4x0r and rorts the system

OMG.. spandexxx is using wall hack!!

by xrated November 18, 2003

spandix

The tight fitting spandex bike racer outfits those old guys wear to the coffee shop on Sundays.

"Damn man! Don't look up. There is a lot of spandix coming in."

Alternatively for your less well liked buddy, "Wow she is hot!". Friend looks up. "DAMN IT! I saw the Spandix full on!" Lol

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Spanex

Spanex

Spanex

by Spanex17 November 10, 2025

Spanex

The name of a man who claims to really hate every person ever, but is actually a big softy...with a very short temper

Bro, Spanex, he's really cool once you get past all the... evil

by Pine-Tree November 10, 2025