crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back

last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck

by the mail man November 29, 2007

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.

Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed

by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010