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scomo

Took a shit at the Engadine Maccas in 1997. Currently serving as the prime minister of Australia. Not that anyone cares about the dumb ass cunt. Can also be referred to shitting your pants at the Engadine Maccas, or any other Maccas in the entirety of Australia.
That guy is so lazy he did a scomo in his pants because he was too lazy to go to the fucking toilet.
by wiseguy72 April 18, 2022
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Scomo

When there’s fire don’t rely on ScoMo, he’s a fire retardant cunt
by jay v rocker December 21, 2019
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SocMed

The abbreviation of the word 'Social Media'
I really love reading socmed aus on twitter, especially those who are about The Boyz
by kyunguwu October 2, 2020
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socmel

common world used in Bologna, Italy, literally meaning "suck my cock". It is used by everybody (young boys or old grannies) as a stock phrase without any vulgar meaning.
Socmel, che bella figa!
translation: "Socmel, she is cracking!"

Socmel se sono stanco
translation: "Socmel, I'm tired"

Socmel, du maron
translation: "Socmel, I'm bored"
by chiava April 23, 2009
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Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.
(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!
by Sockman January 15, 2009
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scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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scomo

some fucked up pm who leaves his country to burn while he has a nice holiday in Hawaii.
how tf did y’all vote scomo for pm?
by aussieolaf January 6, 2020
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