social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.
Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.
by Sagealicious May 28, 2017
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Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....
Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb
by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017
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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
by Bulwark_jrm August 12, 2011
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Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.
They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.
by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022
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social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.
That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.
by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 04, 2021
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social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.
Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.
by CALIHUSTLER July 25, 2020
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