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Snowman Abomdnifuxx

Snowman Abomdnifuxx is the worlds largest football player, weighing in at 450 lbs and is a stunning 5'2". He is he fastest sprinter on the team and when you press X to dive, he will flip into the endzone.
Joe: Look at that nigger go!!

John: Thats no nigger! Thats Snowman Abomdnifuxx!!!
by Magnus Samuelsson September 16, 2007
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Snowman's Finger

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
by SusieQ August 24, 2008
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snowman sex

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"
man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.
by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009
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snowman slayer

a human who destroys snowmen and snowwomen, usually by beheading them.
Herb was definitly killed by a snowman slayer.
by westerwonder February 10, 2010
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Snowman Castle

I laid my brother out a nice snowman castle at the beach.
by XV$$ March 13, 2020
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snowman hunting

Snowman hunting is the actual name for the game the media has been calling 'the knockout game'. It's where a group of urban youths, usually black but not necessarily, go around looking for a random white person they think they can beat up. The goal is usually to knock the individual out with one punch, but not necessarily stopping there. How far it goes depends on the rules that particular group set when the game started.
We went Snowman Hunting Friday night and Ray Ray totally fuck this dude up who was walking down the street.
by Squire213 November 30, 2013
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snowman syndrome

Getting fat because of all the food, and staying inside so long that you haven't seen sunlight, therfore looking like a snowman
Bob-Damn fred, what the hell happened? you look like a fucking snowman?!
Fred-I've got snowman syndrome

Bob-Heh...dumbass
by Raw Faith December 17, 2009
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