Paint Sniffer

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.

That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.

by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

scilf

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck.

When the opening credits play for The Colbert Report's new season, he grabs the American flag and jumps down amongst many Amurcan words. One of the first and only easily readable ones is SCILF.

by athinkingman June 2, 2010

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008

Snelfie

When you take a selfie while wearing a snorkel, or while doing so.

Victoria Justice: Snorkle+Selfie= Snelfie

by Savannah Shade October 15, 2015

Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

Titty Sniffer

Something that Kaglins says when he has no comebacks.

panzy: Kill yourself.

Kaglins: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb my IQ and jump to yours.

panzy: If I jumped from my IQ to yours, I'd be falling forever.

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!

by vintx November 10, 2017

Stall Sniffle

The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.

by Vjax October 9, 2016