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sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.
Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!
by chez3makr May 4, 2010
mugGet the sneezing fuentesmug.

nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.
Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.
by Punnerguy June 10, 2009
mugGet the nothing to sneeze atmug.

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011
mugGet the Sneeze Blueballmug.

sun sneeze

a sneeze that is caused from looking at or catching a glimpse of the sun
"dude, heads up I've got a sun sneeze comin"
by Durr shnapps April 27, 2007
mugGet the sun sneezemug.

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).
I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!
by Ceiniog August 24, 2011
mugGet the sneeze-peemug.

Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.
I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!
by pickles24 March 18, 2020
mugGet the Sneeze Herpesmug.

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.
"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."
by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017
mugGet the sneezing vipermug.

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