snail net

The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.

Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!

by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016

snail trail race

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.

I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.

by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017

snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits

“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

Snail Track

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

snail track

leaving pussy lube on a persons face

dude that girl just put a snail track on your face

by larson18 December 25, 2007

Snail Legs

When you fuck so hard you begin to lose feeling in your legs and other extremities.

"dude, last night I got such bad snail legs, I fell down an entire flight of stairs while leaving her apartment."

by Garold Wilson "Gary" Snail Jr. December 10, 2017

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019