ass smoothie

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

by Sheri Santiago December 18, 2007

CL Smoothie

A Coors Light Beer

Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.

Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.

by dandandandandan September 23, 2008

Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

by Esab March 11, 2022

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 06, 2014

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 06, 2008

Smoothie Bowl

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

by gay of thrones August 28, 2020