pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Smoker's Lunch

to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.

-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?

-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.

by ru 2010 March 18, 2011

Smokers thumb

When you have a callus on the side of your thumb from lighting a lighter so often

Sam: doesn't it hurt to light your lighter so much?

Max: Naahh man I've got a smokers thumb

by yeeeaaaah December 9, 2011

Smoker's Karma

The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.

Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."

by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011

Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker

This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"

by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009

The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.

One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.

by yogi-bear December 23, 2008

Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022