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vagina sludge

The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.
That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.
by Jspizzle June 16, 2010
mugGet the vagina sludgemug.

baby sludge

The cream that is often found on womens panties when she is ovulating. This marks a key time to become pregnant.
She had baby sludge on her black panties.
by tip top April 8, 2006
mugGet the baby sludgemug.

anal sludge

The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once hardened it requires a large spoon or spatula to get it out.
"He used his spork to clean out his anal sludge during lunch."
by Naes Ttekcup September 28, 2005
mugGet the anal sludgemug.

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014
mugGet the Sludge Farmmug.

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.
I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.
by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020
mugGet the sludge zombiemug.

sludge nudger

A person who penetrates someone's anus.
Graham says, "Do you think that guy is a sludge nudger?"

Matt replies, "don't you mean gay?"
by EmVi⁸⁴ July 11, 2019
mugGet the sludge nudgermug.

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014
mugGet the Sludge Farmmug.

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