A sexual act between two homosexual men, wherein the penetrative partner ejaculates onto and around the anal opening of the receptive partner following an extended period of vigorous coitus. The penetrative partner then proceeds to grasp the flanks of the receptive partner and squeeze his buttocks together, causing the amassed semen to exude through the narrow gap, whereby it is collected on the head of the penetrative partner's penis and fed to the receptive partner.
by J.A. Anschütz September 03, 2010
by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011
Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
by Rollo & Biff December 24, 2007
Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.
by Zoboomafoo Chris March 22, 2008
A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
by Sloppy fighter February 05, 2009
She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.
by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021
A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.
When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"
by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 04, 2007