A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
by sensimillia October 9, 2008

Skeet skeet fariri is skeeting in your fariri
by ~Macy and Kaylie June 18, 2019

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
by lildick nigga April 8, 2019

when richman watches milfhunter and cant bust, but then cops a buff in his car and the girl needed a breath so it got all over
by F Tassone February 14, 2005

by ~Macy and Kaylie June 18, 2019

by bbangs October 15, 2008

by The Submitter April 12, 2010
