Sausage situation

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.
by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008
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Marmite Situation

A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.
I see myself as a marmite situation, dear - You either love me, or hate me.
by Jack H.R August 2, 2007
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swasticky situation

A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"

Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
by jooshep August 28, 2010
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situational friendship

situational friendship

1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.

Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club

also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship

"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"

Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
by flowers_in_my_footsteps June 6, 2017
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Situational Jealousy

Jealousy that only occurs during certain situations.
Kim's Date: So would you consider yourself a jealous person?
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.

Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.
by Jesseka V June 4, 2015
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Human Situation

A course that all Honors students at the University of Houston’s Main Campus must take. Human Situation students are required to read several books and write interpretive essays on them. Can be abbreviated as Human Sit. Human Situation is a major source of stress for students and is responsible for one in every three visits to CAPS.
“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”

“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”

“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
by Omegan2021 October 25, 2017
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Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
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