Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Siri

Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..

Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”

by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022

Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.

"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?

by sensei10 August 25, 2023

Siri

Siri is robot on your iPhone that can help you with problems.

me: “Hey siri”
siri: “ yes”
me: “what’s the weather today?”
siri: “it’s 56 degrees”

by teddybeargigi May 13, 2020

Siri

Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!

Hey yall, Siri's comming

by windfcker November 22, 2021

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

siri

A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)

some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!

by donsfuneral May 30, 2022