siri

A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)

some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!

by donsfuneral May 30, 2022

Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Dirty Siri

Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.

”Stop being a dirty siri”

by IAmAlreadyTracer April 24, 2020

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021

siri-iriot

When your being a stupid idiot

"Oliver you are the biggest Siri-iriot!"

by Joshua Dimech March 8, 2023

Siri

A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.

Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."

by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019

model siri

Model model super model siriiii

Hey look there ,, model siri 🤌❤️

by Model model May 22, 2023