Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020

simpleton

A fictional village of simple minded folk presided over by a Mayor of Simpleton, the simplest of them all.

Arty was recetnly elected Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally

Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department

by Edward simpson February 4, 2022

Mayor of Simpleton

Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,

And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

silverton

ninety nines run shit here

niggas no better than to come through silverton mo fuckas get killed up in this bitch

by jrsey January 20, 2009

Silvertone

An absolutely amazing band

You know when a song moves you but you don't know why. This one knocks you on your ass and screams the reasons.

by Matthew March 4, 2005