Simi Valley

A place that is ghetto for the rich cities in Ventura county, but nice compared to the San Fernando valley. There is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald's, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. It is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. It is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.

"What can we do tonight in Simi Valley?"
"Nothing. Let's go to the Valley."

by Sagela November 23, 2009

Simi

the sexiest bitch in the world

"wow have u seen that chick"- guy 1
"yeah..shes simi"-guy2
"shes fineee"-guy3

by Tanya X December 22, 2008

Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Waxed anti-semitic

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

Similarized

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.

Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"

by Steven Beger June 11, 2010