by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

A woman who trys to suck dick and her sharp teeth keeps scratching your penis cause she won't open her mouth more
So what happened with domonique
I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019
Fucking shredder mouth
I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019
Fucking shredder mouth
by Kings_rule69 September 24, 2019

Sophie: You are my fellow shin shredder
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?
by Shin Shredder x April 16, 2019

Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

by Lt dan July 4, 2005
