Something that you just shouldn't look up, no matter the reason why. Trust me you don't want to look this up!
by Yaknow2233 June 03, 2014
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
by Carl J. Maltese October 24, 2007
A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
by Elizabeth LB December 13, 2006
How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016
The saying that a person is about to use before going off on a three-hour monologue about something that happened to them that you accidentally brought up.
You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now
by Trumps last name March 02, 2020
Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.
people who should die are those that club baby seals.
by sixpoint24 October 29, 2007
Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."
by espressoninja June 01, 2021