Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019

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Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
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-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.

devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

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Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

youre fucking stupid, midna isnt a shortstack

by Cjcoen February 17, 2022

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shortism

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

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sharkiest

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.

"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.

by Sam Sances August 11, 2007

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trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

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