karate schnitzel

1. Tenacious D song
2. (Kyle Gass ate it)

KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!

by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006

Schnitzel

Delicious german food

I want to eat schnitzels all day

by thefugitivenooneknows February 26, 2014

Schnitzel burger

It's a half Czech and half Hungarian delicatesy consisting of chicken, lettuce, tomatoes and bread cake. Sometimes mistaken for common chicken burger however true schnitzel burger is only eaten by burger specialists.

Davidla just made me nicest Schnitzel burger ever.

by ReaLShizzleBurger August 22, 2012

shnitzel

a person or group of people ....or another way to say WHAT THE HELL!!!
or when you're riding a bike and someones on your pegs it helps relieve stress

HOLY SHNITZEL
wat r those shnitzels up to?
oohooh shnitzel!
AHHHH SHNITZEL A CAR

by opperplusblang July 7, 2010

French Schnitzel

The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.

Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel

by Mikehal October 9, 2008

shnitzel

yer preferred food

why'd you eat my shnitzel a-hole

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

shnitzelmacher

Extreme Amish swear word. Comparable to motherfucker.

Oh Schnitzelmacher! That horse just bit off my muttonchops!

by snlgirl June 26, 2005