Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

Shmathan

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

by Dummying shit January 27, 2009

shpeath

A shpeath is someone who is the opposite of what most people consider a friend. Just a general trashy human being to put it short. Character traits include, really sensitive to jokes or anything, saying sexual comments about siblings, no feelings, constantly lying, and being a bit of a sociopath.

"Shpeath is a dick head", Said Jim.
"Yeah, I totally agree.", replied Bob.

by cornpop241 February 27, 2019

Shhmeated

When you get beamed on Xbox by some random kid who thinks he’s tuff

Kid 1:you just got shhmeated

Kid 2: bro you just tried to hit me offline

by Shhmeated June 13, 2021

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

Shmatty

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011